chapotraphouse

https://serlava.substack.com/p/meet-the-first-democratic-party-collaborators

This is the first of many posts about the effort by to side with to crack down on all of us for daring to threaten their power structure.

Damn dude you can't even get killed by social democrats that fucking sucks

He has a shitload of guns, lives in an RV and basically just pays me to hang out drink whisky with him and do basic handyman shit. This fuckin rules

I missed the opening again :(((

If you don't know what it is it's a bunch of middle-aged nerds punishing themselves by playing a bad game for several days in a row in order to raise money for some charity I've never looked into, but it seems like the kind that's nice, but not really super prescient. It gives video games to kids in hospitals I think? I just give money to doctors without borders or the houseless people in my city

He knows all the strats for skipping dialogue and oneshotting bosses.

🥕 🥬 🥦

WATCH OUT ITS A GIANT MAN OH GOD OH FUCK SHIT

Vermin Supreme will be my vice ~~president~~ pope.

Catholics have a VP, right?

🚨⚠️ VolCel police are on the scene. Any inappropriate comments or behaviour WILL result in 10 years hard labour. ⚠️🚨

He also made a fancam of himself before the attack:

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Sources say Donald Trump’s transition team leadership met with the former Fox News host, who is a left-field pick to head the Department of Defense, about the claims on Thursday.

And I also put pineapple on pizza.

fucking legendary bit LMAO

Unironically love this. The addition of Pumpkin Hill completely changes the subtext from "wow Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton were so cool being the ones to decide unilaterally on this country's future, I hope to be like them one day" to "wow, this is fucking horrifying that the foundations of our country were decided unilaterally and totally off the historical record by these shitheads"

The Democratic Party will run the true bipartisan ticket:

George W. Bush / Liz Cheney

Bush and Trump will both be only 82 years old.

I'm still ridin' with Biden for 2028 though, can't convince me otherwise. I'll mail five write-in ballots from Germany this time.