A lot of contradiction in your opinion ( at least as far as blaming the need for masculinity goes). As you pointed out yourself, toilets can be gross to sit on, and by now most people know what 'clean' toilets are really like under uv light. And that's the only reason why, unless it's my own toilet, I'm never sitting down on one to pee or poop.

Amazon/whatever login:

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• password: hunter2

Email login:

• username: chlamidiyasux
• password: hunter3

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