But what if the coffee was really good? Or what if it's someone else's coffee pee?

Coffee makes the pee smell different?

I'm not sticking my dick in any of those.

Unlucky guy. Her snot went right into his dick hole!

Liar, I can tell those are human boobs.

I (cishet man) have used Tinder, Badoo, Bumble, and OkCupid and they all sucked for different reasons and made me feel horrible. Best thing I ever did was stop using them a couple of years ago.

Squirrel-tail buttplugs exist?