"Your patron seems kinda weird. Why do you put up with them?"

"He hooked me up with free shipping, my dude."

I like player races that don't typically have a concept of sex or gender. It's one of the fun things to play with that's just built in to warforged and leshy. "So are you a boy or a girl?" "...I'm a cactus."

"Sorry to interrupt, but it sounds like you may be in need of a new *sparring partner. * I humbly offer my services" -Bard forcing his way into the conversation

Gary didn't mess around. He loved putting the nastiest shit he could think of all over the damn place, seemingly to ensure players feared each and every die roll.

Make you a PC who can do both. Someone who can brood in dark corners with the best of em, but who also routinely makes sure the party is fed thanks to their chef feat.

"Honestly, I've seen you fight, so I'm not surprised that this is something you can do. I'm mostly just curious how you realized you could pull this off."

That post is still pinned, and the newest post is 5 hours old. The next newest is 22 hours old. It's almost eerily quiet over there right now.

Good, I'm not the only one who immediately remembered that movie

I love when the laws of probability seemingly break just to help someone out. The universe may be chaos, but sometimes it can still be a bro.

Is that not how full plate is supposed to look?

Seems nice so far. There's even an NSFW post up as if to welcome us.

Thanks for all the work you put in, the frankly great content we got out of the NSFW protest, and for sticking to your guns. Took me a minute to figure out how to work this site, but I'm happy now that I'm here, and look forward to sticking around and seeing what nonsense we get up to here.