If it's weight divided by happiness, it should spike to infinity instead of dropping to zero
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I don't think that the turkey lived a happy life in the livestock factory
Well the chart could be showing a constant mass with decreasing happiness.
Upvote for sourcing properly, even though I don't really agree with the contents of the source, it makes the joke a lot funnier.
I make no endorsement of the source itself :)
This one probably takes the cake for most hilarious out-of-context from the source https://old.reddit.com/r/boneachingjuice/comments/10pbwzv/egg_face_surgery/
EDIT: Come to think of it, there should be a Bone Aching Juice spinoff for Lemmy. EDIT2: It is done.
Getting a free-range, heritage turkey from a local farm is well-worth it, if it is affordable (or you can pool money to make it affordable). You can genuinely taste a significant difference. Not only do they grow for a longer period and get a more varied diet but they have a less stressful, happier life with more experiences. I think that the happiness makes them taste better.

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