My mother in law (wife's mother) spent the night Saturday. This might make the outlook for sexytimes look bleak, but there is some background:

My wife lost her virginity at age 20. Her mom called her a whore, threatened to disown her, and acted like she was the worst person ever for letting a man touch her. She lost her virginity to me, and we've been married for 14 years. When her mom stays over, my wife will... retaliate. She will loudly fuck me while her mom tries to sleep. It's so very petty and I don't hate it.

I took 5g of shrooms and watched Inception and Interstellar, it was a pretty good time

I played videogames until I fell asleep in my computer chair.

Just wanted to share this:

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I, uh, paid some bills and did a little online shopping. Then, when I was finished, I did a little weeding in my back yard. So fuckin' sexy.

I have been painfully turned on for weeks and not getting a lot of relief. I did spend a little time looking at some of the sexy ladies here, and there are a few. Maybe that counts for something.

Nothing super crazy, but I’ve known I’ve been bi for quite some time and I finally kissed another boy for the first time at a pride parade on Saturday :)

Came home at lunch for a quickie with the wife after she shaved. She sucked me to completion twice and was mad I couldn't then fuck her too! Rabbit to the rescue

Eh. Had kids over. And I was getting over a slight cold.

How about you?

Well my partner and I decided to implement our sex life/power dynamic into the household chores. So if I miss the dishes I get a serious paddling- does that count?

I went to an outdoor jazz event with my sister. So no.

Still, it was great fun until the rain arrived 🥲

No.

I had to work all weekend. Thankfully it rarely happens but next weekend, I'm definitely going to make up for it! I'm sure my wife will be down for it!