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[–] 95 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

When's the last time you've heard of a pizza delivery person going to the wrong house and killing someone?

Doesn't happen.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    The reverse on the other hand, (going to the wrong house and getting shot at) way too often

    Edit: Spleling

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    From the years I spent delivering pizza while going to school, one driver I knew was murdered and another caught a pretty good beating. Surprisingly both times they were attacked by the people they were supposed to deliver too.

    Idk, I guess people who rob pizza drivers aren't usually the sharpest tools in the shed. In my experience most people are pretty chill when you go to the wrong house, most of the time they just joke about wanting to keep the pie.

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Also, they bring you delicious food instead of violating your civil rights and shooting your dogs for fun

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Delivery driver threw pizza at suspects during attempted carjacking

    "your pizza delivery driver is probably the bravest guy in the world,” one resident said. “He deserves all the applause that he can get.”

    No thanks to the worthless ass cops:

    Middletown Police attempted to stop the vehicle, but it continued until it reached New Haven. Once in New Haven, police said, the vehicle stopped and four people got out and fled. A police K9 track was conducted, but they did not find any suspects.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    I back the bread

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Domino's drivers are the REAL boys in blue.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Needs some red to symbolize both the blood spilled in the effort to deliver our pizzas, as well as the sauce on the pizzas themselves.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    The thin dough line

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Pizza Delivery Persons Lives Matter (PDPLM), it doesn't quite roll off the tongue and may need some work shopping.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Pizza Couriers Matter! PCM^TM^

    Your are welcome

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Cheesus Crust I sent this to a bro from storage THIRTY SECONDS before opening Lemmy and being greeted by the same meme!

    Spooky!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I wanted to make the blue line sign with a yellow stripe, signifying cowardice, which cops mostly are, cowards

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