I vote we just ban DeSantis because he’s a dick. Clearly adult content…

No E because of Estrogen

No T because of Testosterone

No X or Y because of chromosomes

The most confusing thing about dictionaries is why are they so torn on the topic of bridges?

My mom always has an “unabridged” version but mine is a regular dictionary complete with the word “bridge”.

You mean the incest, beastiality, rape, and obsession with virginity would be considered ban worthy?!

Other places have gone after the bible where laws like this are in place.

Which is why they added exceptions for it after people got it removed.

Once when I was a kid, our pastor gave a sermon. Something about lions.

But he mixed up how to spell lions. He was old. So all the Bible verses he used were actually about loins.

That was a funny lesson and complete waste of time.

But there are a lot of loins in the King James Version

I remember that someone actually challenged the bible because of that.

Still here. For now.

I mean it’s kinda satire in a way. Only one school district is interpreting the law this copiously. The others don’t seem to have trouble understanding the spirit of the law.