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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
Meta - Relating to the community itself.

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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THE KING’S HAND (midwest.social)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ItzzMe@midwest.social [M] to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social

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[–] ilovesatan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the king's Hand. A classic.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/k86w4r/kings_hand/

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

The weirdest thing about this, is that it would actually seem reasonable with normal bread. (without m&m's)

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[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

That's a cookie son!

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[–] AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Oh this is what the chef's food from Small Saga was referencing!

The description read like it was cursed and this is cursed.

[–] AClassyGentleman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

That is The King's Hand, and you will show it respect! 😤

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[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social [S] 1 point 2 years ago

I did not realize the importance of this dish. I shall amend the title in order to properly honor the King’s Hand.

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[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

There is something genuinely holy about this

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

Are those M&Ms stuck into it on the upper left? Asking for a nauseated friend.

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 point 2 years ago

the top is an mnm cookie

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