And you definitely shouldn't shove it down children throats.

If religion is like a penis, why can religion be shown in public, but when when I do it, cops show up?

Checkmate Atheists!

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's devine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. Don't take it out in public, Or they will put you in the dock ... And you won't come back. (—Monty Python)

I love the Dowager Countess. And I love Maggie Smith.

This is one of my favorite lines from the entire show. :)

Another variant.

Love that Lady. xx

Interpretation of religion is like an butthole. Everyone has one of their own, it's not okay for you to go around and show it to people who didn't ask for it, and if you make it your personality you are an asshole.

Another is that you should keep it private and not try to force it on children.

Great line!

Replace "religion" with "opinion".