excrete

as i saw in another thread, you xcrete

X-it

You know, leave.

You 'gon give it to ya'

Delete your account, hopefully.

In seriousness, probably something like "Extend" or "XPost" even though those sound awful. They might just go back to just "post", maybe.

Delete your account.

No seriously, do it

Xcrete

You should follow the general advice: Don't send messages to your X.

what do you do on x?

Usually dance. Talk to strangers. Petting animals is fun too.

I think you dont? Twitter has already lost so much relevance that the rebranding will just kill it. The x is actually two crossed planks nailed over the door.

You gon give it to em

Exit

Excrete.

post boomer memes

“plug” seems right

edit: maybe “peg” as an alternate

eXceed rate limits

Delete my account.

x off

Xcommunicate.

Apparently we're to call it an "X". A retweet will not be an "rxm" or some stupid nonsense like that

Oh Gods -- on a lark I just typed "x.com" into my browser. One guess what website I ended up on? I'm imaging it now -- someone bought "x.com" 15 years ago and cursed the day they ever wasted money on it, yet hung onto it... Now they are on vacation in the tropics.

Xeet. Pronounced like you think it is.

@merde what do you do on X? You Digg. X marks the spot of course.

X-crete? X-pell? X-ume? X-it?

Only clearer by the day that this was all an exercise to intentionally kill Twitter to the benefit of billionaires, fascists and other extremists.

Twitter existed as a relatively free and open public space to communicate, organize and assemble to take actions for and against things at scale before musk (e.g. The Arab Spring, a terrifying moment for the Saudis especially - the second largest shareholder behind musk).

When people collectively laughed at elon and his cringe, inbred, emerald boy antics or his humiliating divorce and other routine failures, Twitter was the bullhorn.

Now elon and his desperate far right Toadies will work to try to rewrite reality so they can eventually have this conversation:

"Twitter? What's a Twitter? Wait, are you talking about blork? A bird? No, blork's logo is a dinosaur with chainsaw arms... and everyone wants to be his best friend... and it's against the law to divorce him... and he's cool... and..."

What an everlasting tool history will remember you as, elon. If they remember you at all, it will be to laugh at you - you'll never outrun that.

"If you tweet on #Twitter, what do you do on #X?"

Xoot or xeet @merde

Leave it. The dumbass just keeps ignoring actual experts and ruining what was a decent-enough platform.

You "make an Ex"

Close it

X-tweeting

X-Files

Skeet

Scream into the void hoping you get noticed.

It's where you go to be cross.

Take a big shit