That would be such a flex. You're driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.

When this tank gets hit by a shell:

Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?

Oh ho, no! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we're having! Mmm, steamed tanks!

You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.

A fish tank, if you will

I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

Love the emotional support fish

Welcome to Marines. Literally.

Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

We don't need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish

One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.

I'm not like an army guy, but I did get to ride around in a tank once, and based on that experience I'm in favor of this idea.

Everything was very hot inside the tank, the water will help with that a lot.

And you get a hot tub from all of the heat! Awesome!

Stand aside Pierre Sprey!

The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on...

... The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!

I know smth about this is fucking dumb, but no clue what. The added weight? The impracticality?

Inertia will be a bitch tho

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.

As a fun fact, tanks were really called that way because the British didn't want the Germans to know what was being deployed in WW1 on the continental frontline.