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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Anyone else getting that corporate "forced meme" vibe from this?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I didn't, but now I do 🙌

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

I committed it, but I didn't push

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

And now Bob next door pushes his shit first and you have an extra hour fixing conflicts.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Fucking Stephen did that the other week. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BIFURCATE THAT CONFIG FILE, STEPHEN.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Man fuck that, if I'm in a coma work can suck my dick

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

probably having some sick ass dreams and not having to work

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

..dreaming of all tests passing

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is the guy who has 10 years experience on a 1 year old framework.

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023

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