Holding it for 3 days didn't cause your cognitive decline ya clowns. Your cognitive decline is why you held it for 3 days tough.

For anyone curious about the article

This research wasn’t “designed to test the causal relationship between bowel movements, the gut microbiome and cognitive health, so we cannot firmly draw conclusions regarding the precise causal sequence underlying this association,” Ma said.

They believe it might have to do with medication side effects, gut biome, fiber intake, and exercise frequency all of which influence your frequency.

Isn't cognitive decline a requirement to join Lemmy?

Ah shit, here we go again

I poop 3 times every day which means I'm getting smarter

“I’m in danger”

Petition to call us lemminites instead of lemmys

It's worrying but it must be done for the greater good

Is that a publication using the word "pooping" to speak to adults?

Is an actual article about an actual research. PS: I don't understand the meme. Could someone explain it to me? Thanks.

Well thats weird, considering I'm dumber now shitting every day, than I was in my youth shitting once a week