Dragons is this true

Cross posted from https://lemmy.zip/post/74476508

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[–] 6 points 23 hours ago

Of course you never see them bring home gold. The only thing dragons fear is the tax man. Stealing a cow just annoys the commoners, stealing gold annoys the government. Gotta hide the riches

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    Never thougth about that and yet I agree with them. I'm gonna get a dragon and solve world hunger with it 🤯

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  • [–] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    "I'm gonna solve world hunger by feeding..."

    "The hungry?

    "...this singular dragon that I found!!"

    And then it still manages to work.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Remember in The Matrix, where the machines use people as a power source? It's nonsense, you have to feed them for them to produce any kind of energy output and it's going to be less energy than you put in.

    (Originally, they were using human brains as processing units, which makes more sense but execs thought audiences wouldn't understand. So it was changed to nonsense.)

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  • [–] 3 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

    Then you know why your dragon won't solve world hunger :)

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  • [–] 1 point 8 hours ago (3 children)

    But I'm not using my dragon to produce gold, and with the gold I'm selling it to give food to the people that can't afford it. I don't understand your point.

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  • maybe it's just regular shit but they use a lot of turmeric in their cuisine.

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