and low the tempter compelled the christ saying "Official printer firmware updates by the original equipment manufacturor will upgrade at 2AM est & invalidate your non-OEM print cartridges (magenta low) unless you bow down too worship me"

jesus walks in the water

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Thank you for creating Saint Christopher. Did you know he had a dog's head originally, but Vatican hid the truth?

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