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[–] 14 points 3 years ago

OP, I want you to know this image just ruined my entire evening.

Upvoted, and I hope you're happy with yourself

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago

    Track encumbrance, too!

    Fun fact: old-school D&D measured weight and encumbrance in terms of coins.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    OP, I want to use this horribly good template to shock some friends, but none of them are into DnD, could you post a version without text?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    I love when in RPG video games after defeating the dragon you can see on your screen a mountain of gold, you click on it, and there's like 200gp and a sword +1.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    What’s a treasure horde? A tribal society based on loot? I think you mean hoard

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    It's sentient treasure, aka a whole bunch of mimics

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    I've never thought about the life cycle of mimics before, but it makes sense that a creature that imitates a treasure chest might start its life imitating single coins and other small bits of treasure.

    Perhaps they birth thousands of young at a time, and what looks like a pile of gold is actually a brood.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    DM: “How do you want to do this?” Player: “ I slice the dragon’s cockles with my long and shiny blade” DM: changes song, plays even more intense battle music Player: “What the-“ DM: “Now it’s time to fight the horde! Roll initiative”

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    She's the true monster.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Don’t forget the cursed items

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    “Copper coins. What do you mean, copper fucking coins?!”

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (2 children)

    Jokes on you, I like brussel sprouts more than ferrero rocher.

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