Realistically, a packet of ramen seasoning is approximately as helpful of birth control as a condom that has been in a wallet for nine years.
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Meanwhile someone somewhere is having the grossest ramen ever.
Unlike latex, chicken bullion can last 9years though
Literally done this with a single use glasses cleaning cloth.
Prob don't use a 9 year old condom anyway. Without spermicides the latex will deteriorate after about 5 years. With spermicide solutions it will happen around 3 years. Being in a warm and often agitated wallet, this will probably happen sooner.
You'll end up with probably a gross funky dick rash and a gross funky baby.
"sooo... Would you mind if we just did oral? Do you like chicken by the way?"
😂😂😂
Hands down, best reply in that situation
Might make my asexual ass consider it honestly. I can take or leave the dick but you got SEASONING?? I'm in.
This made me laugh way too hard 😂
I'll have the dick...if you don't have a need for it 👉👈
Sure, who needs a hose to piss? chops my own dick off and hands it to you This is what you wanted, right?
Hey, umm...I know you didn't mean it like that but that's dangerously close to a very touchy subject for me.
Oh shit- I'm sorry. Should I delete the comment?
I always kept a bag of tea when I carried that kind of wallet. Just in case I needed a lil midday caffeine. One of my 'friends' at the time briefly stole my wallet and came back like OMG you have a–!–wait.
I know this is a meme, but there is something called pulling out. It seems not many know what the hell that is, and it blows my mind.
Yes and it's literally the least reliable contraceptive method. Please don't even joke about recommending it to people trying to prevent pregnancy.
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