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[–] 63 points 3 years ago* (8 children)

All I could hear when I read that...

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Haven't seen this since I was a kid and I can still hear it

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Back in the days where you had to stay up late to watch the good stuff on late night TV.

    Still a mindfuck that we are 20 years past the punchline of this joke...

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  • [–] 57 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    I was there and, while Vin looked fine in Pitch Black, no one wanted those sunglasses.

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  • [–] 93 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    It was Neo's sunglasses in the Matrix that was the shit back then Even though people wanted Morpheus' sunnies. No one could pull it off except Lawrence Fishburne

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago (8 children)

    Exactly, and the cell phone that could spring open.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    It boggles the mind why they never released the phone from the first movie. They thought we just wanted anything from the matrix series so they launched the one from the matrix 2 but that one was bulky and unattractive.

    It was that sexy slider everyone really wanted and they denied us!

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  • [–] 54 points 3 years ago (19 children)

    I remember I thought he looked fucking huge.

    I feel sorry for the boys growing up now looking at all these roided out monsters thinking they need to look like that to be good looking. In the 90's we had actual regular sized people as the peak male specimen.

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  • [+] 24 points 3 years ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Most women I've talked to don't like it anyway. Just look healthy and fit and you're good. No need to look like the Hulk on steroids.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I can second that. While a little bit of muscle is hot, the weightlifter/bodybuilder/linerback/etc style body does nothing for me and the "roided out" look is a complete turnoff.

    That said, you shouldn't do things like that just to attract people. If you wanna be some big muscle guy, do it cause you want to. And if that is the kinda person you wanna be, cool, there will be people who will be attracted to you for the person you are.

    ... just don't do steroids. That shit's bad for you.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I was just thinking that. Not trying to toot my own horn but I look pretty damn close to him. I started working out/lifting seriously in 2012.

    Now you have to be the Chris Hemsworth performance enhancing actor generation to be "huge." He wouldn't be considered shit nowadays, but back then you could just be dedicated and shredded. Now you have to be on gear too.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    And this year, he got paid millions of dollars to repeat one line for a whole ass movie... for the third time in a row.

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    Not afraid of the dark, are you?

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Frightening...

    In the year 2000, Pitch Black was the 62nd highest grossing movie with $39,240,659.

    The #1 film? $251,628,705?

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lk6VABvGMeU/maxresdefault.jpg

    Source: https://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/2000/?ref_=bo_yl_table_24

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Name me something cooler in 2023

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    [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    It still is.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Damn that looks cool

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Tbh late 90s/early 2000s fashion was.... something else.

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    [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    a lot of people thought he was a massive douchenozzle. still do.

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    [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Fuck this gave me the craziest mental whiplash!! My dad watched a ton of movies w/ me and I inevitably told my childhood teacher that "my favorite movie was XXX" thinking it was the most badass shit ever.

    On that note, for such a prideful dude he wore some goofy shit

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    I need them goggles

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    it looks hilarious.

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