Tesla has changed the name of its advanced driver assistance system in Europe after pushback from Germany’s transportation ministry. It’s now called “Tesla Assisted Driving,” instead of “Full Self-Driving (Supervised).”

It’s a big capitulation from Tesla, which has been using the “Full Self-Driving (Supervised)” name for years despite the system requiring humans to pay attention to the road and take over when necessary. But the name change could help Tesla achieve its goal of wider adoption on the continent, which could unlock a potentially massive new revenue stream for the company.

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[–] 9 points 2 days ago

Nazisted Driving

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    it uses grok to identify which children it should not keep driving through.

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  • [–] 65 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Wait. It's not "Super Self Driving"?

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  • [–] 49 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Those evil EU bureaucrats, forcing Musk to do what he hates most: Being honest

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  • [–] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Get your phones ready for some grusome AI assiated accidents.

    Sorry, "Super intelligence assisted accidents"

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  • [–] 31 points 3 days ago

    It should be more like “Here’s your copilot Elon”

    And this is the logo

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  • [–] 29 points 4 days ago

    Sixty percent of the time... it works everytime.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago*

    Who the fuck is buying Tesla shit? I guess people with less IQ and somehow more money.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 days ago

    Shit by any other name will stink just as bad.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    “Hello, Dave, this is TAD, I’ll be your fake sense of security today.”

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    Somehow it's even worse.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago*

    Fools Self Drive(Stupidass)

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