Holy shit I read that as “cow” every time and was very very confused.

Wake up (okay)

Eat some garbage (I guess grass crappy)

Fuck with a rabbit (do cows not like rabbits?)

Scream in a tree (wtf)

We had a local murder visit our block every evening for a couple of weeks, flying about, perching in trees, screaming because they're crows. But, they don't only scream, they make other adorable noises, too.

Sadly, they moved on a couple of nights ago to some other lucky neighbors. I'm sure not everyone enjoyed having them around, but I did. I like watching crows be crows.

You forgot "eating peanuts left out by gracious servants admirers"! That's a very important step.

There is also the part where all the crowd in a rather large region all simultaneously go "somewhere" to do "something" and no human knows where that place is or what they do there.

Do crows know I'm trying to be their friend when I caw at them

They love peanuts

Gotta fuck with some hawks too

The best part is that this is a 3-hour cycle.

I was wondering if I'd missed out on the big cow-rabbit war before getting to number four and figuring out I'd skipped the letter R in the first line.