Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 hour ago (2 children)

Ever seen a naked vampire?

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

Of course.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 hour ago*

Excluding prostitutes.

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago

Her boobs are in a separate VLAN, hence the boobtime error.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 24 points 5 hours ago

The clothes are vampires too.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Shhhhh,

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[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I think the joke would come across almost the same.

Only her bust would be visible through the clothes.

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[–] anytimesoon@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

Why is the werewolf the one asking the question?

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I thought the same thing at first when I followed the bubble, I assumed the woman trying to deny it. But the werewolf is actually asking his vampire friend who presumably pointed it out.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

In any universe where vampire powers include rapid healing, it seems like it would be challenging to perform surgery, especially elective, on them.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Gotta go fast

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[–] alpine_jim@piefed.social 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Silver-plated scalpel and needles, I guess.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

I don't have a deep knowledge of vampire mythology, but in what I have read, silver inflicted injuries simply never heal ... But I guess most of those stories about vampire slaying, so maybe the monster just didn't stick around long enough to find out.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Well shit, now I need a fanfic about a medical research trial on the usage of silver in vampire surgery. It'd be hard to get ethical approval from a board of vampires though if it's believed to be that they never heal, so... idk, vampire rats, first?