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[–] 30 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Shut right the fuck up, I’ll have you know that my floordrobe is a valid and perfectly normal clothes sorting and storage method, and not in any way indicative of my spiralling mental health

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  • [–] 9 points 7 hours ago

    Don’t touch my floordrobe I have everything in piles.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    I moved into a tiny home and realized I can totally just wear the same four variations of outfits every week, as long as I remember to use my tiny all-in-one w/d for one of the outfits every night. My friend has the opposite idea: grab a week of outfits from storage every week and add the previous week of outfits to a pile for wash day at the laundromat.

    Genuinely, having a tiny home has been great for my adhd problems regarding cleaning. Chores are so bite-sized now that I don't need to fight myself into doing them anymore

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  • [–] 9 points 7 hours ago*

    Well, it's either that or the chores smother you to death slowly as it takes over your humble sanctuary. 🙇🏼‍♂️

    Me? I seem to prefer to let them rally in defiance before crossing the Rubicon to put them in their places properly. 😅

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  • [–] 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    I want one of those dry-cleaning place conveyors to loop into my closet and then into the 1000sqft of my attic so I can keep a shitload of laundry out of sight but retrievable with a button.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    I want this except there's also a built-in washer/dryer/steamer combo built into the loop. Toss dirty laundry into a hole in my closet, press a button, a machine scans the tags and applies the proper washing technique to each individual item of clothing. Clean clothes come out of the other side of the loop, already on the hanger and ready to wear.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 hours ago

    A licensed interior designer is just someone who printed a business card with fancy font.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 hours ago

    Big if true

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  • [–] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

    lol everything I have is my floor. Means floor to ceiling is 3.2 feet but hey I still have all of my stuff and horrific back pain

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  • [–] 6 points 10 hours ago

    I had a sink under them dishes.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    Laundry is my eternal struggle. Dishes are nothing in comparison. I'll be fetching clean clothes out of the dryer for days and only empty it when there is another load to cycle.

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  • I truly believe the next domestic task to be "automated" (lookin' at you, dishwasher that does nothing of the sort), but the way we're going, we'll be washing our peasant rags in the nearby water™ source, like the rebels we are.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

    My laundry doesn't ever leave the laundry room. There's a closet bar for hanging clothing and baskets for everything else.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    The one bit of work I actually do is hanging shirts up right out of the dryer to avoid wrinkles (I don't own an iron because I'd never remember to use it)

    Plus, I hang dry anything that stretches or is synthetic.

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