Head, shoulders, knees to nose, knees to nose.

Screenshotting an email about keeping company info private and sharing it online is pretty good.

Maybe they work at UFC.

Woof. I work in HR, and have to admit, literacy is failing everywhere, including with policy writers and readers.

I love eggcorns so much! Never heard this one before!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn