๐ŸŽถ I stab my bussy into my eeeyyyeeessss..... ๐ŸŽต

...oh sorry.

I'm just fucking around dude, don't give me no ham diddle. You fucksticks on rye are always giving me the ham diddle, like I don't have enough fucks in my ass already. God just shits your shit at me from my preferential divine enshitterer and this just complicates the dingle-doos I got on my plate already. What gives? Seems like you people need a lesson in empathy.

...well, it's true. It's like when I tell someone they are ignorant and they get unusually upset because this has become a trigger word for both sides of the political identity cult bullshit, but we're all ignorant cuz not one mother fuck on this planet knows damn fucking thing there is to know. Like, I know a lot of shit and I divulge a grand deal of it. Have you seen my incest erotica? Can't get more honest then me, bubs.

But the thing is, I do this horseshit propaganda on a daily basis and it works, it is effective, there are success stories amongst the losers, but therein, I have gone through the apex of being the messiah candidate to understand that I am a whatever the fuck I am, and there are many of us this time around, and we fuck, on the weekends n shit, and it's a cool club and you can join if you pledge reasonable amounts of money to me on the regular.

I jest. Have to say that for the courts. Dipshit dingo judges don't what up is if it fucks them rightly the night before. And that's it, I'm going to jail forever. Good night folks. Do you see this art I'm doing? It's real good art.

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[โ€“] 2 points 1 day ago* (10 children)

Craigslist vandalism? Hell yeah I approve

That's pretty funny tbh. Pls don't doxx yourself though

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  • [โ€“] [S] 2 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    What do you think of this one?

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  • [โ€“] [S] 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    They delete all my ads. It's bullshit

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 day ago (3 children)

    Gah fuck. Evading the janitors is always the hard part. Facebook is fun to mess with, you have to "boil the frog " when it comes to posting stuff that will mess with people but seem innocent

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    Yeah, the metadata shitmine. I use a burner phone for it, but no shame to anyone who doesn't want to set foot in Fuckerberg's trashpile

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  • [โ€“] [S] 1 point 1 day ago (2 children)

    I am very findable in my online escapades. Every kid knows Al Gores phone number, y'know?

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