Lmao do it you stupid fuck

74 years old...

Foghorn Leghorn? The Rhodes scholar that went to Oxford and now cosplays as a backwoods hick who somehow just wandered into DC?

I'm just a simple hyper-chicken from Ox, I say Ox-ford
bagok
But I say the world is full
peck peck
The world is
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The Wurld is just fulla
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peck
Fulla goooooobers!

John Oliver would have a field day.

He's running

“On my side of the aisle, if a bunch of goobers run, and I think they’re goobers and one of the goobers might win, and I think I could do a better job, I would consider running,” he said. “But right now, I’m running for re-election.”

They all just want to join late so they can say "I don't want to run, but you don't have a good option".

There's just gonna be 20 of them saying it at once. There's too many different groups, the party won't coalesce around one person after trump

CSPAN is going to have to hire an interpreter so they can broadcast his speeches in English. Dude sounds like a drunk Foghorn Leghorn.

You silly man Trump will be on the ballot for 2028. The constitution says he can’t but Trump will just run anyway.

I don’t think he’d win 2028 but I do think he’s going to just run anyway if he’s still alive or doesn’t get impeached and removed.

who is he calling "goobers"?! bro, look in the mirror, you're the epitome of goober-ism

I literally LOLed when I read that.

This is the trump 2028 effect. Only the lowest quality candidates will throw in.

Trying to trick geriatric boomers into thinking it's 1963 when they enter the booth and see his name

He’d make a fine Reverse Clinton.

That dude is blinking his eyes a disturbing amount.

Biggest goober in current politics will run if he thinks "the field only has goobers".

I wish you would...