Yes, it's from a book called "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" and that book was resting on a closed toilet seat in a nation that only kind of uses the metric system in certain situations... however, you'd be surprised how much you can learn after a single visit to any local fast-food joint!

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[–] 6 points 9 hours ago

I use centimeters for certain things, but I call them "inches".

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  • [–] 18 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

    It's so impressively thought out. I got my mind blown when the physics teacher told us that 1 calorie is the amount of energy it takes to heat 1cc by 1°C. Suddenly you realise that someone actually put some effort into this whole system

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  • [–] 4 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

    And iirc 1 Joule is the energy required to lift 100g by 1m

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  • [–] 7 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

    No. It is pushing by 1 metre with a force of 1 newton.

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  • [–] 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

    And the fact that Inch is not precisly defined. "Three grains of ..." or "King's thumb" is not a precise definition.

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  • [–] 1 point 36 minutes ago

    Precise definition isn't really practically necessary. It's only useful if you need to independently recreate a system in isolation. It's much easier to have a reference material and just copy it. You can even build a reference length if you have something with known measurements.

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  • [–] 4 points 14 hours ago (9 children)

    In what context do people use metric units of length larger than a kilometer? 🤨

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  • [–] 0 points 13 hours ago

    Kilo just means 1,000, a kilo meter is just 1,000 meters. That last point is simply stupid conjecture by the author, and unlike the metric system, isn't well thought out.

    You could measure things in kilo miles if you want...

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  • [–] 98 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    The paragraph on the meter should mention that their measuring error from the pole to the equator was .02%, which, without using satellites or even electricity, is fucking impressive.

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    [–] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    It bugs me so much that they used the decimeter to define the liter and kilogram instead of using a meter to define a liter and gram

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  • [–] 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

    Square-Cube law was gonna fuck with that one way or another. A meter is a very human-oriented unit of measure -- but a cubic meter of water is a fuckton more than most people have to deal with in the normal course of business.

    And we're gonna call that one gram of water?

    One liter of water being 1000cc or one kilogram keeps the scales much more useful, imo. And personally, being essentially a sentient bag of water with a handful of other elements gluing it together...I appreciate that.

    Ultimately it's all the same, anyways. It's just a matter of the words we call them, the math works out the same, if we just give them different names. That's the point. Math is the constant. Assuming a space alien can understand Base10, we can explain the metric system in terms of universal constants that make sense in Base10.

    Unfortunately, all number systems are Base10...

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  • [–] 56 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    I think this snippet misrepresents the accuracy of the former definition of the metre. Sure, it's no longer the distance from the equator to the pole (the modern definition uses the speed of light and the period of transition for a particular atom), but the difference is quite small. The circumference of the Earth around the poles (so 4 times the distance from equator to pole) is 40007.863 km. In Napoleonic times scientists had a pretty good idea what the shape of the Earth was.

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    [–] 3 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

    If we were to make a meter today, I would think it would be a fraction of the speed of light.

    And on that note, I honestly think a base 12 number system would be easier in the long run.

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  • [–] 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    Coincidentally we accidentally got really close to 1/300 000 000th the speed of light in a vacuum. 299 792 458 m/s.

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