So eating a Snickers bar is considered a punishment?

This is an ad.

Actually real sadly:

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/snickers-launches-the-worlds-first-digital-candy-bar-for-when-ai-acts-hungry-302863014.html

I've invented a hat for when ducks are being little bitches. The hat says "Quack if you like grapes". The effect is self explanatory

If we forget to feed it, does it starve to death like my Tamagotchi?

We trained a machine to be a simulacrum of the human soul. Do not be surprised when said machine echoes ourselves.

Here bONGO, have a Snickers: 🍫

I guess this is what they are doing instead of unenshitifying the candy bar? It’s been like 20 years since they were edible.