A girl

The coat rack.

Seriously someone please help me get off of this thing. I've been stuck here for weeks. Everyone I call out to for help takes one whiff of me and bolts in the opposite direction. I'm thirsty, so thirsty.

gestures broadly

I am hung up on cloud 9 and attached there via my own head, which puts massive strain on my neck, but we just about make it work

The phone.

Hung up? Nah, just hung wink