Wanted for questioning:

Wanted for questioning:

Follow the bread crumbs, Hansel.
They were gone
The bread AND the stoop?
A few weeks ago I say a hedgehog in my garden at night. I threw a piece of bread at it. The bread was still there the next morning. Ungratefull little piece of shit felt too good for my leftovers!
Hedgehogs get almost no nutrition from bread, so will only eat it when they absolutely have to.
They prefer creepy crawlies etc. If you want to feed them then some meal worms are good for them. And cheap too.
That's a problem, because I also have chickens and they're not keen on sharing.
Calci worms are better for them, meal worms have a negative effect on their health, too much phosphorus and too little calcium, leading the hedgehog to draw calcium from its own skeleton
I thought this was a dad_jokes post and was looking for the pun. Still, good job, appropriate community for this.
I'm sorry, were you saving that?
Katniss Everdeen
Probably a crow. Look for a bottlecap or a piece of tinfoil. That's how they usually pay for their shit. /s
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