1 controller = 2 dogs

2 controllers = 5 dogs

Is Microsoft murdering the 5th dog just for fun or what?

This is why I bought a Sega Dreamstation, they have vegan dognose controllers.

Microtendo cubestation

So THAT'S why they're called JOYsticks

2 noses per controller * 2 controllers = 5 dogs ... it checks out

Oh yeah, the famous Microsoft Playstation...