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[–] 1 point 5 days ago

Welp know one is swiping my lighter ever again...

Also there is a veiled threat of "cement shoes" if you do steal your lighter.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    And now that friend can't accidentally walk off with it. Again.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    One weird brick to slow down your smoking habit.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

    One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter

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