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[–] 12 points 6 days ago* (2 children)

An arch stuffed full of guns and explosives, like a concrete death piñata. It’s the fantasy invention of a four-year-old. Actually my four-year-old could probably come up with something more practical.

We can put guns on top of it that fire laser beams! And rockets to make it blast off into space!

Might as add another arch and make a “M,” as a tribute to cronyism.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago

    You are going to build a public monument and then stuff it full of weapons requiring high security?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    What weapons will the ballroom store?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Our ding-a-ling of a president claims it will be a "drone port".

    He also claims any drone that hits it will "bounce off" and that it will be missile proof, too.

    This is the guy where it's not entirely clear if he understands that stealth planes are not invisible, though...

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  • [–] [S] 63 points 1 week ago

    Seriously, everything about conservatives is so easy to make fun of.

    They really are like 8 year old boys - Hegseth swears the Department of Defense is the Department of War and blabbers about "lethality" and how manly his men are. Also, no girls allowed in his club.

    Donnie thinks he knows space because of his uncle who died in 1985, but has to dress that up in a "Space Force", because exploring place without making it sound macho might be gay.

    Also, donnie wants to prop up the AI bubble to make more money for himself, so has to dress it up in creating an "AI Force" with a "czar" leading it. Remember when everyone was having the vapors over Obama's "czars"?

    And with this, donnie wants a fancy ballroom and a fancy arch, but has to dress it up in war talk.

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  • [–] 59 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    This is the same person that raped a child and shits his diapers daily. Who gives a shit what he says

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  • [–] -5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 37 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Who gives a shit what he says

    Just enough of Congress (and the Supreme Court) to let him get away with shit like this.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago

    Do you think he’s saying this stuff for the people already in his pocket? Of course not.

    This blathering is for the people, who should keep in mind that the person they voted for has greasy slimy shit running down his leg when he talks like this

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  • Inside will be hidden all the pictures of trump sex trafficking little girls. Only to be discovered in two hundred years by Nic Cages great grandson following clues left by by the administrations civil servants placed in the ballroom and Kennedy Center construction. The last clue will be at the bottom of the reflecting pool.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    that’s the workaround to get things approved quicker and unregulated

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 1 week ago

    Oh, I realize, but the only people that really seem to fall for this cover story are conservatives:

    It's a ballroom.....BUT WITH GUNZ N STUFF!

    It's an arch.....BUT WITH GUNZ N STUFF!!!!

    /proceed to rubberstamp whatever bullshit donnie is pitching...

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago

    I don’t think he has a firm grasp on reality

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Wait, store weapons? Good, easier to demolish.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)

    If they're anything like the Nazi flak towers they'll be here for a while. Even though they're a huge eye soar and reminder of a horrible past they can't demolish them without nuking it.

    One attempted demolition of the zoo tower after the war: giant explosion

    After: building standing mostly intact

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    You oughta just paint a big bright red Bullseye on it while you're at it!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    He needs to say it's going to be the largest public bathroom in the U.S.

    Put his face in the toilet bowls, and I'd be happy to shit there.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 week ago

    I will not vote for any Democrat for president rhat doesn't have dismantling his construction projects in their platform.

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