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[–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She wants to watch Arena. That's my favorite episode.

We watch the episode and I respectfully ask her if she'd like to see a picture of me hanging brain from the cool looking cliff featured in the climatic battle.

I try to hide my joy as I explain that Bill & Tedd got thrown from the very same cliff by the robot versions of themselves.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I know that look. This is why I stopped dating gorns. They never look like their picture on the dating apps anyway.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Could result in cuddling:

    or fighting:

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    Is there a dating for startrek and chill specifically? I want to be on it if does

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    “Hey, you wanna goorn together?”

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    *looks around*

    Where is that music coming from?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Shoulda brought snacks

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Buh buh bah bah bah buh bah bah buh bah bah!

    Booo weeee!

    Booo weeee!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    She gonna gorn ya.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Good thing I've been practicing my weird old-timey two-handed swinging punches.

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