President Trump was solemnly listening

He literally never has done any such thing. Solemn respect is not something he's ever been capable of, nor has listening intently.

"Anyone ridiculously claiming the President was not asleep is lying."

Fixed it for them

Nine news being stupid Yankee wankshit as usual.

Biggest loser ever. LOTUS

My mom did the same thing. She always said she was “resting her eyes”! That’s sleeping. Stfu

He was dreaming of flying the planes

When my grandpa was alive he would always fall asleep watching the evening news. If you asked him if he had a good nap, or let him know he slept through the news he would get mad and claim he was just resting his god damn eyes.

There is something wrong going on with the lips. Looks like a stroke on the right side, can't keep the lip up.

He was "praying"

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.“

They're gonna weekend at Bernie's him when he does croak aren't they?

Melania wondering which golf course she’ll get buried in.

I don't usually like these kind of articles, but this one is just so funny with the included picture.

"He was conducting a visual inspection of his eyelids"

We were always at war with Eurasia.

nodded off as the names .. were read out

well of course. trump will only listen when its his name being mentioned.

That corspe look is good for him.

I thought he wasn’t going to go because they wouldn’t let him speak… oh this is at the pentagon. Did they let him speak there?