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[–] 2 points 5 hours ago

Let the punishment fit the crime.

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  • [–] 29 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Disproportionate Response Man!

    https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-10-20

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  • This and pulling into an intersection you don't have a snowball's chance in hell of clearing before the light changes (Bonus points for the vehicle being an 18 wheeler and having hazardous cargo).

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  • [–] 9 points 11 hours ago

    Beamers beware!

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  • [–] 3 points 9 hours ago

    No turn signal MFers.

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  • [–] 74 points 19 hours ago

    The hero we need but don’t deserve

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  • [–] 8 points 13 hours ago

    Lmao holy crap

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  • [–] 9 points 14 hours ago

    You'd probably like the movie Shoot 'Em Up.

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  • [–] 57 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    I don't think he's gonna be using turn signals any time soon.

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  • [–] 38 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    Me_irl 🥹

    You can drive however, just fucking tell me what you're doing so I can navigate safely around you 🥹

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  • [–] 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    How many people have you ripped in half to date?

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  • [–] 18 points 17 hours ago

    Going too easy on him.

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  • [–] 19 points 17 hours ago (18 children)

    Idea: cars all have too much AI in them anyway, let's make good use of it. If a car detects that the driver turns or changes lanes without signaling 5 times in a row, it caps the speed to 50 km/h (or 30 in an urban area) for 5 minutes. Make this a mandatory safety feature in all new cars, like how they make noises if you don't wear a seatbelt.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

    The fact that modern cars are backseat drivers but not competent drivers is why I don't own a car anymore. Don't get me wrong, I used signals, but it's a million little nitpicks that add up. They're features for other people, not the user, that I'm only buying because I have no real choice. Heaven forbid any actual legal enforcement of those rules by people - it must be done by making products more annoying.

    Cars (and humans) can either drive for me or STFU about my driving.

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  • [–] 10 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    Lets not make it unsafe for other people.

    Just add a really loud horn every time they forget their turn signal.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 hours ago

    Unironically, this is the best solution. Make it more annoying to not use the signal than to use it. Shake the wheel, sound an alarm, nudge back into the lane. Make using turn signals the selfish option. Lots of cars already do this to some small extent.

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  • [–] 36 points 17 hours ago* (13 children)

    I'm all for punishing bad drivers, but absolutely no need for AI there.

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  • [–] 1 point 16 hours ago (12 children)

    How do you detect these occurrences then? You can't differentiate a lane change from a curving road without analyzing the environment.

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  • [–] 10 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

    Back when I had a car, it had lane-keeping assistance. It followed road lines and edges automatically, which meant it also resisted turning into any lines and edges it detected if you didn't have your signal on. Could probably keep a counter for lane changes and turns at marked intersections.

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  • [–] 0 points 10 hours ago (7 children)

    Yeah, that's AI in my book. It's almost certainly the output of machine learning using lots of sensor data, trained on mountains of older data. How is that not AI?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

    its just algorithms, there is no "intelligence". same with chatgpt, gemeni, claude, etc. they're all just algorithms fed loads of data to spit out

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