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Apple's smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers (appleinsider.com)
submitted 2 years ago by [M, B] to c/technology@lemmy.world
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Apple's smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers::Smart rings on fingers, smart bracelets on ankles, and smart lanyards around necks — far beyond the Apple Watch and AirPods, Apple has wide-ranging plans for a new wearable.

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[–] 164 points 2 years ago (6 children)

New from Apple: the iCockring

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it.

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    • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    ( ͡° ͜ °)

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    • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well, that's just Apple's way to ensure that their patent is as broad as possible.

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    • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    iPlug?.....You know what I mean

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    This is how you’ll open and start the Apple car.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Siri doesn't work so you have to put your dick in the ignition

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    • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    K so I read that as suggesting I should let apple know about my sexual proclivities- yeah, no.

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