The glove compartment should include marshmallows on sticks. During your final moments, small gestures make all the difference.

@KayLeadfoot

Late-stage capitalism, from Tesla: Invent a dangerous problem, charge triple to fix it. Brag about your ingenuity and engineering prowess.

After I lost all my teeth in a bike accident where the wheel just fucked fell the fuck off.... I'm going to purchase a front tire retaining screw from the same company that made the bike! Everybody wins!!!

There's some funny videos floating around with car salesmen telling cybertruck owners their 100k vehicle is now worth 60k less than a year after purchase.

@KayLeadfoot
When high functioning psychopaths run a corporation