Time to put some Trek on the screen at home!

I’m sorry, can anyone remind me of the joke without forcing me to rewatch this at 8:33am?

Educate yourselves about your history.

https://www.startrek.com/news/spockanalia-the-first-star-trek-fanzine

Imagine 1967. A young science fiction fan was restricted to the occasional 'Twilight Zone' rerun on TV and 'War Of The Worlds' at the school library. And then...

"You're the only ship in the sector..."

So you're saying there will be no 60th Anniversary today .... and that a a deranged El-Aurian scientist, will launch a trilithium weapon as an explosive agent into our sun, stopping all nuclear fusion within the star, leading to an instant supernova that will cause massive gravitational disturbances that will alter the trajectory of a nearby energy ribbon to pass over our planet, and in the powerful gravimetric field emanating from the trailing edge of the energy ribbon, send this psychotic scholarly experimentalist into an extra-dimensional Heaven-like realm in which one's thoughts and desires shape reality while leaving behind our homeworld to be destroyed by the rapid expansion of our local star.

....the meta here is, well, unbelievable....rofl

Theaters are playing original movies now.