"So where are you going on vacation?"

"America."

"Again?"

"Oh, no, not that America. I'm going to America."

"Wait...the one next to America, or the one inside America?"

"The one just outside Super America."

"Wow, nice. How are you getting there?"

"I have a flight out of America on Americaday and then I'm going through America by way of America to America, where I'm America-ing a rental America to America."

"America America America America?"

"America America, America America. America America America America America America America America America America America America America America. America America America America America, America America...America America America America America America."

"America. America America!"

"America!"

You know, there used to be this long-standing myth that being a CEO or being the President [1] was one of the hardest jobs and all of us plebes just wouldn't understand why these people need to be showered with praise, power and of course, money.

Well, two unhinged wingers put the lie to all of that.

1. Elon supposedly runs SIX companies. Hm, weird. I was told that CEOs are like star athletes who work so much harder than any single employee ever does. And yet, Elon has plenty of time to be on his Xitter and such. While supposedly doing the executive equivalent of a being a star athlete...

2. Same for tiny-d donnie - this guy, possibly one of the stupidest people in American public life and yet got the morons of the country to vote him in, supposedly has the weight of the world on his shoulders, and has all the fucking time in the world to be trolling people online over shit like the names of gulfs, lakes, straits, and now one of the states.

[1] Also, so many fucking morons, for decades, want to see those roles of CEO and POTUS combined, whether it was in W or tiny-d donnie, or in some wet dream of Peter Thiel and Curtis Yarvin's....

Real footage of Donald J. Trump trying to understand maps and geopolitics:

There was something about some files, that I was supposed to remember to ask for... What was it again?

The guy is straight up delusional. Not maybe. Not figuratively. Not ‘lets investigate’. He’s running-down-the-middle-of-the-street-naked-and-screaming-delusional. Right now.

Well then what the hell are we going to call New England when Trump gets pissed off at the brits?

Brought to you by the American Americans for America committee for America

I found myself wondering about the origins of the word, "Mar-a-lago". Search says it is a Spanish word coined by Marjorie Merriweather Post which means "sea to lake". Maybe Trump should rename his own private property?

What's next? The united states of America of America?

It’s so interesting hearing from Governors when they push back, and recently Canadian PM; they present themselves as much more diplomatic.

t just knows how to get social media likes for his failing media investments, bankrupt businesses, scam people, lose in court and lead insurrections.

Real footage of Donald Trump trying to understand a globe in his office:

Q: Where is Santa Fe?

A: The North Pole