They did say freaky

Zero Sugar, of course

Puts on my black leather chef's hat

Still havent found any good pop rock equivalents sadly

McDonald's has crazy controller over their beverages down to the exact temperatures, mixing ratios, length of pipes, and even the diameter of their straws.

There's a reason why so many people would swear by McDonald's sodas over others. They strive for a superior product.

McD Sprite is the fizziest based on empirical evidence

It probably was, seven years ago when that tweet was written.