It would fix so many problens if we just had a gay shadow government established that rule the world.

I, as a straight person, would probably do the same thing until I found out that I had to, like, I don't know, suck a dick to do it.

Like, that's gonna be the angriest blowjob that ever happened.

I'd be the light yagami grindr guy.

Good point! In my younger days, there were a few times when I almost wish I had the power to turn a few muscled hotties gay simply with the power of persuasion cause it would have been a lot cheaper that way. Just kidding. I kid. Kidding. Is joke. Gay joke.

Oh this acts of the divine are just divine!