520
Congrats I guess (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
all 49 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] [email protected] 122 points 2 years ago

It used to be called Movember and was meant to highlight mens sexual health. Testicular and prostate cancer.

Not ejaculating can increase the risk of prostate cancer and reduces the chance of you spotting testicular cancer lumps.

So people have switched from a healthy activity and awareness campaign to a stupid, unhealthy and pointless campaign.

Well done.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

They’re different things. Movember still exists. NNN started as a meme evolving from the nofap movement only because of alliteration.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

your reminder that NNN was created because the adherents thought it would give them magical powers.

thing is a mental illness top to bottom

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

The "nofap movement" are a bunch of incels with cancerous prostates.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

And even more cancerous subredit

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

I quite liked the idea of Movember when I was younger, it seemed like a neat idea to grow a mustache over the month with some of your homies.

Nowadays I have a beard thanks to the lockdowns and the reduced shame of it looking weird at the start so no need for Movember anymore.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

So my protest of NNN by jacking it more than usual is actually healthy? Fuck yeah, ima go get healthy right now!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And it seems to be part of this strange anti-pleasure right wing campaign to use youtube to brainwash gen alpha into being obsessively homophobic in the most petty and pathetic way possible to the point that people start thinking YOU’RE gay, and have fragile masculinity by dividing 50% of the human population into greek letter categories unironically, setting things up so they’re guaranteed to become incels due to the romanticization of sexual ignorance and really long abstinence periods, so they can then get rich blaming their inability to get laid on something something gays something something feminazis(TM) to get them riled up and more importantly get their paranoid karen moms to donate to their incel cults.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the context lol I was like wtf is nnn?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

Their actual reward: increased risk of prostate cancer

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I guess also feeling like they have self control or just toughing it out.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

“haha you failed” well someone had to keep your girlfriend happy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I mean I passed but that was more out of depression than actually trying to stick to it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Welcome back to Super Semen December

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Destroy Depression December

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Gotta take them wins when you can.

Also why is it so often the people who appear most awesome on the surface who suffer from horrible shit like that. Your memes are top notch and I hope your days will be better soon.

I've been through depression and that shit sucks.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'll just fold it under my Locktober win.

It is what it is. Thanks though <3

I'm glad that you're doing better now buddy.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

To be fair covid sucks. I'm still exhausted all the time.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I was getting better then I got way worse. I hate it. I just want a burgerrrrrrrrrrrr.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I bought into the propaganda and tried it hoping that it would cure my pr0n addiction- but on day 6 I got extremely horny and am currently relapsing so hard that I’m now wasting entire afternoons from 1 to 11 committing war crimes against enough sperm to fill a water bottle, depriving my body of precious water and protein and making it interfere even more with my sleep, social and homework schedules than it already did. I completely gave up on it when I saw the edgelords making fun of people who failed and thinking “ooh it’s gonna give us levitation powers or something!!1”

[-] Octopus1348 7 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

The reward is the giant nut you get on Dec 1st.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

You only need like a week of not cumming to get a huge load and potential increased sensitivity back. Unless you're a chronic masturbator with death grip, in which case a month would probably be better lol

[-] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nah your reward is something you reap throughout the month, it's more pleasurable sessions with your favorite dildo because having not come in a while really heightens the experience

I'm serious, it does

this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
520 points (96.1% liked)

memes

15012 readers
3604 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS