I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in
"come in" of course :3
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One word in a loud clear voice:
Occupied
"Dave's not here, man"
"Sorry, I'm in here" ?
You're late.
Did you bring the shopping bag to stand in?
Knock knock joke, obviously.
"Do you want to hold it?"
"seat's taken"
"there is no poo"
"to pee or not to pee"
Just any variety of bathroom humor is appropriate in this space. We all have our pants down, why feel shy or embarrassed that we need to relieve ourselves?
“Yo what’s up”
"Can I help you?"
I like it because even a very literal person will know that no, I can't.
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