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  • [–] 24 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Slightly older, more poetic version by author Dan Sheehan:

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago

    Hey Zizzy. Crop your shit.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    My favorite is still "I hope this email finds you before I do"

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago

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    I really wish it didn’t

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    So glad social pleasantries as this was eliminated in my language over the last 100 years. A hi is more than enough to open a new conversation.

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