Sounds like your job asked you to do a special project. Log your hours caring for the animals like you would any other work day.
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You getting paid good for this at least right?
If not, release the cats.
Don't have a cat? No worry, they're easy to find...
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Ugh. Amature! You don't release cats. Cats go where they want, when they want, at all times. Now and forever.
But if there's a chipmunk outside, they will do this weird noise together like "kakakakakakakakaaaaa"
So don't be a chipmunk. They clearly are teasing the hell out of these cats just by existing.
Time to fire up the BBQ.


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