Really though?

Trump just wakes up every day and does whatever thing he hopes will distract everyone from hi, being a pedo rapist and his ongoing harvesting of the wealth of the American people.

I don't think there's an actual plan to start a war. Surely that would be a huge self-own?

You’re acting like this guy is capable of planning more than 15 minutes ahead. He can’t, that’s all his working memory can hold these days.

Seems he wants to bully them into submission first.

Just like everything else he didn't create, he slapped his name on it and thinks he's a genius.

I'm surprised there was that much interaction with him.

edit:

someone linked the wikipedia page, and someone else quoted this:

Trump has cited it as one of his proudest accomplishments and his second-favorite book (after the Bible).[5][6] Schwartz called ghost-writing the book his "greatest regret in life, without question," and both he and the book's publisher, Howard Kaminsky, have said that Trump had played no role in its writing. Trump has given conflicting accounts on the question of authorship.

That same guy also called him out as being illiterate iirc.

I found this article from 2016 that tells the whole story. It's worse that I ever thought.

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Schwartz called ghost-writing the book his "greatest regret in life, without question," and both he and the book's publisher, Howard Kaminsky, have said that Trump had played no role in its writing.

Hilarious

Satire being killed burned and buried. Satire sites need to invent satire² or to convert to nonsatire sites?