Some guy a long time ago in a cave, probably:

You were born in the one period in human history where you can gaze into the fire all day. Don't waste that opportunity by going outside.

What kind of person just lets their parents work their lives away, while they lay back, and use the computer all day?

Tangential thought: You were born into the brief window of human history where antibiotics work.

Hey let's not be pessimistic. Based on the current societal trajectory we might be living in the best period of history, end of the 20th, beginning of the 21st centuries. We had an amazing life with access to awesome technology for personal use that we didn't have to lease. We weren't under 247 surveillance by corporations. A brief period of technological freedom for a smallish group of humans before we went to corporations authoritarian hell.

Rog Flintchipper is smiling down at us for beating rocks into thinking, so I can hunt megafauna from the safety of my cave.

Don’t worry they’re taking the tech away from the poors (that being anyone who doesn’t have the capital to build a $10,000 gaming rig in 2026) so pretty soon we can all go outside and protest

Hyper-realistic VR rig so that I can make my indoors feel like outdoors.

(And then in that virtual outdoors, I spend all my time building shelter.)

Mofia 1, 2, & 3 for $12 on Steam, Let's Gooooo!

This but unironically.