My wife. I will never read a book until divorce is final.

"How's the book?"

"What's it about?"

"Are you hungry?"

Gets to this face every time!

Extroverts don't believe in introverts.

I am quite sure humans started eating fish as a way to get people off their back and let them sit in peace without being disturbed for not appearing busy.

Whatchu readin' for?

Someone who worked with both Presidents talked about the differences between Lyndon Johnson and John Kennedy.

If Kennedy saw someone reading a book he would assume the man was working hard.

If LBJ saw a man reading, he'd assume they were goofing off.

Almost did this yesterday on the hour long drive to tubing. My roommate was in the back seat with me reading, and a few times I almost tried including them into the conversation before reminding myself that they were off in book world.

Ah, the stare tells I'm correct and she doesn't mind the interruption. I'm pretty good at reading people btw. ;)

She has read the spell.

She has cast the spell.

She is waiting to see the result...

Does anybody know what’s the name of the painting?

Aaaaaargh!