cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/69749277

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/69746767

*Until Monday at which point Trump will attempt to temporarily restart negotiations

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[–] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

US to Canada: Bend over.

Canada: No.

US: You'll enjoy it.

Canada: Are you serious?

US: You're unreasonable.

Canada: You're creepy and weird.

US: Well then I'll rob my family under the guise of robbing you and you'll have to watch them cry. What do you think about that?!

Canada: ... ~leaves the room~

US, to family: This is all Canada's fault. Bend over.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 weeks ago

    I'm so glad my grocery store started getting oranges from South Africa instead of Florida now.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago

    Fuking taco man is at its weakest it’s ever been. Orange pig getting dragged on all fronts, unfortunately he’s taking it all down with him

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Trumps "art of the deal" is to get people to the table with false pretence and then take a giant shit on the preliminary agreement and tell everyone to smell it.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Both nations accused the other of scuttling the deal, with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney citing “last-minute changes” by the Trump administration and US Trade Representative Jamieson Greer pointing to “new demands and walk backs” by the Canadians.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Great so this assholes plan is to tax US citizens until Canada capitulates?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    I'd say we just stop shipping potash south.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Is it really war if US courts once again declare Trump’s tariffs are null and void?

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